So, I was joking with my friend about stuff for this site, and she came up with this really funny idea. You guys get to make up singles ads that Paul could put in the newspaper if he ever needed to.

Now, these are JUST FOR FUN and are NOT REAL, so don't take them seriously or write in asking to be set up with Paul :)

Name: Ashley
Ad: hi my name is paul thomas. i enjoy sunsets, salvador dali paintings and playing the guitar. in my spare time i write poetry. i'm interested in a serious relationship, but a good make-out buddy wouldn't be too bad.

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